Easy to live a Succesful life in Malaysia...
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OK...new babe is in the town...and yesterday early morning 12am where i was in uncle two snooker centre KAMPAR!!, my second most beloved baby that served me so long.....went missing!! got stolen.....damn was i mad! emo the whole night and pissed..cursing the bloody thief and wish his head will get stucked in the toilet bowl for 1week and some SM spanking his ass till it bleeds....
Fortunately there is sum1 that went thru the whole process with me and i really appreciate it..ok...NExT day, after school went to Digi centre and retrieve back my number...and suddenly i got a msg frm an unknown number...
I got a feeling that bloody bastard was using my fon and smsing to his friend and damn was i right! i called up the number n found out its a girl(bitch) and i asked sum questions and i told her the truth...
To cut the story short....she played with me and act s2pid and ended up not replyin my smses and ignore my calls... Later on that night after my dinner i went to the police station and GAWD!!! REGRETTED COZ IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND IM TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED!!
Its not about the thief anymore but its about the "people" (especially ppl that takes care of the counter where u giv ur report)that was supposed to be paid to do their job that ended up useless bunch of rubbish meant to be thrown right in to the outer space...I was being questioned and i gave all the answers including explaining the situation where i suspected the biatch was helping out the thief..
But there is a question where i was jammed and went blank....here was the dialogue how it happened...
Dumbarse : jadi...aper tujuan nak buat laporan ni??
Victor/Me : *blink blink* sebab saya mau dapat telefon(telipon is how he spelt it) saya balik....
Dumbarse : yea ler....itu saya tau...tapi aper tujuan u nak buat laporan ni???
Victor/Me : o.O"" sebab saya mau dapat telefon saya balik lar....
It went on the 3rd time and he makes me sounded like im not answering his question...seriously...dumbfarkz =X after that...he gave up on me tryin to get away with his laziness and called up the sarjan....which he kinda right in front of me talked bad about me sayin im being ignorant and persistant....damn...if not because of the badge he's wearing i wud just screw him up..
AFter that...he asked me to go up 3rd floor room 2 to see the sarjan which is a lady....so i went up with yinyin and i asked her...when he said tingkat 3 does he count the ground floor as well or wat? yinyin answered shudnt be...so we went up and we ended up right at the highest floor...complaining no lift..haha...even UTAR has it!! b PROUD UTARIANS!!
and guess wat....it was so dark...and i asked an officer...what floor is this and he said tingkat 4...WTF wei....went 3rd floor....oso DARK!! den i asked another officer where is this sarjan and he said not tis floor...1 floor below....SWT!! dat ass doesnt even noe how to count....
thank God the officer was kind enuf to lead me to the particular room and the sarjan was kinda rude at me....talking bout khidmat mesra...MY ARSE! she asked me this very 1st question that pissed me the most....she asked...kenaper lewat sangat u baru mau report...sudah hampir 24 jam...den i answered...belum 24jam masih boleh report ma....she like damn bengang...and raised her voice...Tapi Hampir...once again...khidmat mesra...salutes the "people"!!
Again i remained s2pid and answered her questions coz she's writing my report....but few questions are kinda valuable to be posted here...allow me peeps...
"Sarjan" : Mana you letak you punya handfon?
Victor : meja..
"Sarjan" : meja aper?
Victor : meja snooker...
"Sarjan" : *type*type* itu bukan meja lar...itu papan snooker....
*silent* sounds of FEW OWLS fills the night of that room*
Victor : *blurring* orh...(tinking to myself..which part of table is called a papan...zzzzz)
"Sarjan" : *type type* u pergi sana dengan siapa??
Victor : kawan...
"Sarjan" : nama kawan?
Victor : Benjamin
"Sarjan" : aper??benjamin?? *type type*
Victor : (noticed on the monitor it was written as....Ben Ja Min...) voiced out : itu name benjamin satu perkataan puan...
"Sarjan" : yea ker??ok....ini lelaki ker perempuan??
Victor : *FAINTED* lelaki puan....(INSIDE WAS LMFAO)
"Sarjan" : ooh....nama ni....cina ker???
Victor : YES CINA!!=.=
OMG....i tell you...it was a torture just layaning these uneducated ppl...i mean...they are totally not citizen friendly...and gawd...this is why malaysia is lacking...seriously.... these people need to stop acting all clever and please...bumiputra are much more advance den dem in terms of mentality and i bet bumiputra are much more better if they have the chance to gain education since "these" people just forcefully claim these land...
ALL ENDED UP IN 1 hour plus and i find it a total waste of time due to their laziness and unfriendliness...and i got con for rm2...well its not like im kiamsap but all these nonsense for rm2??its not worth it at all....
At the end of the day.... I told yinyin...if i were to quit my studies...and join in...in 1 year...i wud be a sarjan...in 2 years i wud be in bukit aman and 3rd or 4th year...u guys wud see me in TV handling sum serious or sum big time asskicking case man....damn....
Fortunately there is sum1 that went thru the whole process with me and i really appreciate it..ok...NExT day, after school went to Digi centre and retrieve back my number...and suddenly i got a msg frm an unknown number...
I got a feeling that bloody bastard was using my fon and smsing to his friend and damn was i right! i called up the number n found out its a girl(bitch) and i asked sum questions and i told her the truth...
To cut the story short....she played with me and act s2pid and ended up not replyin my smses and ignore my calls... Later on that night after my dinner i went to the police station and GAWD!!! REGRETTED COZ IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND IM TOTALLY DISAPPOINTED!!
Its not about the thief anymore but its about the "people" (especially ppl that takes care of the counter where u giv ur report)that was supposed to be paid to do their job that ended up useless bunch of rubbish meant to be thrown right in to the outer space...I was being questioned and i gave all the answers including explaining the situation where i suspected the biatch was helping out the thief..
But there is a question where i was jammed and went blank....here was the dialogue how it happened...
Dumbarse : jadi...aper tujuan nak buat laporan ni??
Victor/Me : *blink blink* sebab saya mau dapat telefon(telipon is how he spelt it) saya balik....
Dumbarse : yea ler....itu saya tau...tapi aper tujuan u nak buat laporan ni???
Victor/Me : o.O"" sebab saya mau dapat telefon saya balik lar....
It went on the 3rd time and he makes me sounded like im not answering his question...seriously...dumbfarkz =X after that...he gave up on me tryin to get away with his laziness and called up the sarjan....which he kinda right in front of me talked bad about me sayin im being ignorant and persistant....damn...if not because of the badge he's wearing i wud just screw him up..
AFter that...he asked me to go up 3rd floor room 2 to see the sarjan which is a lady....so i went up with yinyin and i asked her...when he said tingkat 3 does he count the ground floor as well or wat? yinyin answered shudnt be...so we went up and we ended up right at the highest floor...complaining no lift..haha...even UTAR has it!! b PROUD UTARIANS!!
and guess wat....it was so dark...and i asked an officer...what floor is this and he said tingkat 4...WTF wei....went 3rd floor....oso DARK!! den i asked another officer where is this sarjan and he said not tis floor...1 floor below....SWT!! dat ass doesnt even noe how to count....
thank God the officer was kind enuf to lead me to the particular room and the sarjan was kinda rude at me....talking bout khidmat mesra...MY ARSE! she asked me this very 1st question that pissed me the most....she asked...kenaper lewat sangat u baru mau report...sudah hampir 24 jam...den i answered...belum 24jam masih boleh report ma....she like damn bengang...and raised her voice...Tapi Hampir...once again...khidmat mesra...salutes the "people"!!
Again i remained s2pid and answered her questions coz she's writing my report....but few questions are kinda valuable to be posted here...allow me peeps...
"Sarjan" : Mana you letak you punya handfon?
Victor : meja..
"Sarjan" : meja aper?
Victor : meja snooker...
"Sarjan" : *type*type* itu bukan meja lar...itu papan snooker....
*silent* sounds of FEW OWLS fills the night of that room*
Victor : *blurring* orh...(tinking to myself..which part of table is called a papan...zzzzz)
"Sarjan" : *type type* u pergi sana dengan siapa??
Victor : kawan...
"Sarjan" : nama kawan?
Victor : Benjamin
"Sarjan" : aper??benjamin?? *type type*
Victor : (noticed on the monitor it was written as....Ben Ja Min...) voiced out : itu name benjamin satu perkataan puan...
"Sarjan" : yea ker??ok....ini lelaki ker perempuan??
Victor : *FAINTED* lelaki puan....(INSIDE WAS LMFAO)
"Sarjan" : ooh....nama ni....cina ker???
Victor : YES CINA!!=.=
OMG....i tell you...it was a torture just layaning these uneducated ppl...i mean...they are totally not citizen friendly...and gawd...this is why malaysia is lacking...seriously.... these people need to stop acting all clever and please...bumiputra are much more advance den dem in terms of mentality and i bet bumiputra are much more better if they have the chance to gain education since "these" people just forcefully claim these land...
ALL ENDED UP IN 1 hour plus and i find it a total waste of time due to their laziness and unfriendliness...and i got con for rm2...well its not like im kiamsap but all these nonsense for rm2??its not worth it at all....
At the end of the day.... I told yinyin...if i were to quit my studies...and join in...in 1 year...i wud be a sarjan...in 2 years i wud be in bukit aman and 3rd or 4th year...u guys wud see me in TV handling sum serious or sum big time asskicking case man....damn....
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